Shitting all over your twlight books

Kitties and titties

marihuaha:

thagreatgatsby:

sixpathsofbased:

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

holy shit

Random boners are a serious problem

LMFAOOOOO chill

BRUH

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charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

(Source: tete-pownshend, via fluffykattails)

-teesa-:

10.16.14 

You go to a high school named after a man who fought to subjugate you.

Bryan Stevenson discusses his book, Just Mercy.

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

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